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  What Do You Like To Eat Along With Your Chitlins?

  by snowbird in

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  sylvia.

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  I can't believe you eat baby chicks......we don't do that in Australia!
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  Would Witnesses REALLY drink the "Kool-aid" if the faithful slave told them to? Yes or no?

  by Witness 007 in

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  a "spiritual leader" tells his followers the must put on rebok running shoes and "drink the cool-aid" to join a ufo in the tail of a comet and "go to a better world" so, afew dozen young people do just that to get "beamed up" to the mothership.

  heavens gate cult 1990's.. my mother says "she is faithful to the organisation till her death" which makes me wonder if they ordered a mass suicide like the reverend jim jones did to escape a "great tribulation"....how many witnesses would really drink the cool-aid?...

  without a gun pointed at their head of course!.

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  A "spiritual leader" tells his followers the must put on Rebok running shoes and "drink the Cool-aid" to join a UFO in the tail of a comet and "go to a better world" so, afew dozen young people do just that to get "beamed up" to the mothership. HEAVENS GATE CULT 1990's.

  My Mother says "she is faithful to the Organisation till her death" which makes me wonder if they ordered a mass suicide like the Reverend Jim Jones did to escape a "great Tribulation"....how many Witnesses would really drink the Cool-aid?... without a gun pointed at their head of course!

  Before answering consider the Blood Transfusion/Nuetrality situation.....many have been faithful until death....only to have doctrines change which would have spared much torture, misery and death to Witness familes.
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  Would 2 young Witnesses stuck in an elevator with no Chaperon really commit fornication? Realistic??

  by Witness 007 in

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  yes witness theology claims that 2 people {regardless of sex} left alone in a room will start bonking.....does this happen all the time in real life???

  maybe in a penthouse magazine!

  i have never heard of two people say, stuck in an elevator or broken down bus getting so hot and bothered that they start bonking....it's completly nuts.

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  Yes Witness theology claims that 2 people {regardless of sex} left alone in a room will start bonking.....does this happen all the time in real life??? Maybe in a Penthouse magazine! I have never heard of two people say, stuck in an elevator or broken down bus getting so hot and bothered that they start bonking....it's completly nuts. Like Brothers can't drive young Sisiters to the Meetings.....unless they sit in the back! In case "the fever" suddenly hits them. Is this realistic?
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  WT cautions against playing pac-man 1982 Awake

  by EndofMysteries in

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  with bizarre names like pac-man, asteroids, space invaders, battlezone and donkey kong, video games have landed themselves not only in amusement arcades but also in corner drugstores, supermarkets, gas stations, fast-food parlors and nearly everywhere else that people congregate.

  their beeps and booms and colorful lights have captured the fancy and imagination of a new generation of players to the point of obsession.. other than the obvious appeal to teenagers and its commercial success, the proliferation of arcade video games has triggered reactions ranging from strong parental protests to outright government bans.

  in the philippines, president marcos officially banned the games and gave owners two weeks to destroy them.

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  Yeah don't go to the arcades full of pedopliles when we have plenty at the Kindom hall.
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  Sister in my Congregation claims Jehovah always answers her prayers....including her new skirt and shoes for $20 bucks???

  by Witness 007 in

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  to show you how dumb and shallow my congregation is a one of our "deeper" sisters claimed in field services that "jehovah answers all my prayers...like last week i wanted a new skirt and shoes for field service but only had $20 dollars....and would you believe i found them!!!

  now i for one though well, why didn't you pray or the oil pipe in the mexican gulf to dry up...or food for the poor in haiti.

  other pioneers tell of vegetables falling off trucks just when they had nothing for dinner???

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  P.S - Australia is good but I would say she got them as Prince would say "....at the second hand store."
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  Sister in my Congregation claims Jehovah always answers her prayers....including her new skirt and shoes for $20 bucks???

  by Witness 007 in

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  to show you how dumb and shallow my congregation is a one of our "deeper" sisters claimed in field services that "jehovah answers all my prayers...like last week i wanted a new skirt and shoes for field service but only had $20 dollars....and would you believe i found them!!!

  now i for one though well, why didn't you pray or the oil pipe in the mexican gulf to dry up...or food for the poor in haiti.

  other pioneers tell of vegetables falling off trucks just when they had nothing for dinner???

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  To show you how dumb and shallow my Congregation is a one of our "deeper" sisters claimed in field services that "Jehovah answers all my prayers...like last week I wanted a new skirt and shoes for field service but only had $20 dollars....and would you believe I found them!!! Now I for one though well, why didn't you pray or the oil pipe in the Mexican gulf to dry up...or food for the poor in Haiti. Other Pioneers tell of vegetables falling off trucks just when they had nothing for dinner????....so I wonder is Jehovah too friggin busy helping out the little things of Jehovahs Witnesses to stop Tsunami's and Earthquakes?
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  Where did England disappear to?

  by dorayakii in

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  england is the oldest nation-state in europe.

  it is a pround and historic nation that is often buried under a "british" identity by the uk government.

  within the european unon, scotland and wales are treated as regional entities, yet england is broken up into 6 regions and is not acknowledged as an entity in itself.

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  God has punished England with bad teeth and a huge ash cloud......because Jehovah is Scotish. {Jehovah in Scotish means Love Scotch}
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  Jehovah Doesn't allow abortions but will kill millions of Worldly babies at Armagedon....Contradiction??

  by Witness 007 in

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  he see's even "the embryo of us"..."and all it's parts are down in writting.." according to the bible.

  yet he will destroy millions of kids and babies because their "worldly" parents closed the door on a witness one busy saturday morning..

  contradiction????

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  ".............Who will look after them?" Witnesses could use them as worldly slaves like the Jews did in bible times!
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  THE THREAT OF WORLD WIDE NUCLEAR WAR HAS ENDED....AND IT'S EFFECT ON WITNESSES!!!!!

  by Witness 007 in

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  just watching some "twighlight zone" t.v shows from the 1960's - 1980's i realized how paranoid about nuclear holocust people were....evry second episode!...a showdown between the soviets and the west was coming soon.

  in 2010 china and the usa are economic best buddies, nuclear disbandanment is all the rage...and communism is dead.

  funny how enemies change.

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  Even if a Muslim launched a nuclear device this would not cause a worldwide nuclear strike. The World doomsday clock moved back 2 minutes recently due to the world situation.
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  JW Woman dies refusing blood....

  by iknowall558 in

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  wendy cloete louwwe lost a sister in our congregation today, had severe depression and tried to take her own life.

  sad thing is if the doctors stopped being petty and insisting on bloody and just gave her alternative blood volumiser sooner she might have been fine.

  it took the elders hours to get her transferred to a new hospital.

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  Medical staff dont want to be sued.....a brother wanted to sue Paramedics for giving his dad a transfusion at a car accident and trying to save him..... good examples of the stupid rules that confuse Witnesses and cause pointless deaths.